About FBorLI

I don't usually get personal on here, but…

FBorLI is a mission-driven, human-first, radically transparent, AI-adjacent thought-leadership platform operating at the intersection of "wait, is this Facebook or LinkedIn?" We are disrupting the multi-billion-dollar Confused Scrolling™ industry, one anonymized post at a time.

Our journey began, like all great journeys, with a single humbling realization: somewhere along the way, the professionals started posting like your aunt, and your aunt started posting like a middle manager announcing a reorg. The line didn't just blur. It filed for PTO and never came back.

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Our mission

To empower a global community of terminally online individuals to reconnect with what really matters: correctly guessing which platform a stranger's unhinged post came from. We're not just building a game. We're building a movement. (We're building a game.)

Our values

Authenticity. Every post is real, just scrubbed of anything that could identify a real person. We describe photos in words. We remove names. We never repost your grandma.

Vulnerability. We are not afraid to admit that we, too, once double-tapped an inspirational sunrise. Growth is a journey, not a destination. Here's a photo of us processing that. (There is no photo. Vulnerability has limits.)

Grindset. This About page was written at 4am after a cold plunge, which we mention only so that you'll respect us slightly more than you did one paragraph ago.

Meet the leadership team

Our leadership team is lean, agile, and entirely one person who also does the dishes. He is a visionary, a disruptor, and a guy who thought "FBorLI" was funny enough to buy a domain. Some say that's not a business plan. He says rejection is just redirection.

We're hiring

We are NOT currently hiring. But if we were, we'd be looking for rockstars, ninjas, and gurus who are "hungry," "scrappy," and comfortable being paid in exposure and vibes. This is a unique opportunity to get in on the ground floor of a company with no floors. #OpenToWork yourself? So are we, spiritually.

FBorLI is a parody and commentary project. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Facebook, Meta, or LinkedIn in any way. Posts featured in the game are submitted by users, reviewed by a human, and stripped of personal information before publication. Photos are never republished. They're described in text.

Worried a post could identify you or someone else? Every submission is reviewed by a human and scrubbed of personal details before it ever goes up, and anything that slips through comes right back down. To flag something, use the form on our Contact page and we'll sort it out.

▶ Enough talk, let me play